Leave it / Love it

Hi everyone. I realize it has been a great while since I have posted anything, and that's because I had nothing good to say. However, that has all changed now. I bring you, courtesy of my father, Dave Maleckar (100wordrant), my mom, Kate Maleckar, and myself, a nice collaboration which has developed over morning coffee which can and will dictate your fashion choices for the near future. We can help you understand and appreciate what's on-trend instead of what sucks so you don't embarrass yourself, which can happen if people think you don't know what's going on and that you are dumb. In any case, I present: Leave it or Love it.

Leave it.	Love it.
chicken thighs	squirrel thighs
iPad	Commodore 64
ballet flats	stripper heels
Oakley sunglasses	welding hood
tattoos	artificial thumbs
smartphone	carrier pigeon
SUVs	legs
pre-washed jeans	pre-eaten hamburgers
quinoa salad	steel wool
drum n' bass	triangle
t-shirts	bathrobe
yoga	monkey bars
thong underwear	union suit
sushi	blubber
restless leg syndrome	dysentery
Brooklyn	Marlinton
toenails	islets of Langerhans
music	Ohm's Law
soul patch	neckbeard
Google	Evil