Hi everyone. I realize it has been a great while since I have posted anything, and that's because I had nothing good to say. However, that has all changed now. I bring you, courtesy of my father,
Dave Maleckar (
100wordrant), my mom, Kate Maleckar, and
myself, a nice collaboration which has developed over morning coffee which can and will dictate your fashion choices for the near future. We can help you understand and appreciate what's on-trend instead of what sucks so you don't embarrass yourself, which can happen if people think you don't know what's going on and that you are dumb. In any case, I present:
Leave it or Love it.
| Leave it.
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Love it.
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| chicken thighs
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squirrel thighs
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| iPad
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Commodore 64
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| ballet flats
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stripper heels
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| Oakley sunglasses
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welding hood
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| tattoos
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artificial thumbs
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| smartphone
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carrier pigeon
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| SUVs
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legs
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| pre-washed jeans
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pre-eaten hamburgers
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| quinoa salad
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steel wool
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| drum n' bass
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triangle
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| t-shirts
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bathrobe
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| yoga
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monkey bars
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| thong underwear
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union suit
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| sushi
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blubber
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| restless leg syndrome
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dysentery
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| Brooklyn
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Marlinton
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| toenails
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islets of Langerhans
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| music
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Ohm's Law
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| soul patch
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neckbeard
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| Google
|
Evil
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